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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
mugGet the The bench testmug.

Test

by AnalBleeder69 August 9, 2022
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Test

No. It isn't. You are delusion about your own virtue and your "civility" is nothing more than the sword of Damocles hanging over the head of those who would engage in the federal politic. You seem awfully desperate to relegate me to my community. WHICH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO FOR ANY REASON, FILTH PIG. And I'm not going to allow it.
Hym "If you failed any test it's one to determine whether or not you are even capable of honesty. If you are so upset about what Trump is doing... Why didn't you tell the truth? Because it isn't ever going to affect the punditry."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
mugGet the Testmug.

Driving test

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female
" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test
by old queen June 2, 2019
mugGet the Driving testmug.

Hollywood Screen Testing

Making porn in a movie theatre.
I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
mugGet the Hollywood Screen Testingmug.

Test

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by test23 July 25, 2020
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TEST

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by JKUIGGUGU October 31, 2020
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