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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.
Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.
by Spencer's father February 9, 2023
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Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008
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In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.
Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!
by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
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