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Racer Douche

A subspecies of the common douche. The racer douche is always male and generally falls in the age range of 16-24, but can be older. Like the common douche, the racer douche can be readily identified by his love of graphic t shirts and white plastic frame sun glasses. Additionally, the racer douche believes he is a driver of exceptional capability and spends the bulk of his discretionary income buying after-market kits to increase the horsepower of his Honda Civic. The racer douche sees himself as popular with women, despite rarely having a girlfriend or wife, and spending most of his free time talking to his “bros” about the sweet rims he’s saving up for. The racer douche seldom reads anything other than car magazines and unironically loves the Fast and Furious movie franchise.
Matt’s love of his Miata is getting out of hand, he just spent $1000 dollars on used rims, do you suppose he’s turning into a racer douche?
by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011
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Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
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douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
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Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
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Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021
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Douche Magoo

A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo
by Honk Honk June 17, 2022
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