Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 03, 2019

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Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).

He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!

by Amonte August 02, 2012

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Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

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E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 03, 2010

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