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Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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snow tha product

Claudia Feliciano (born June 24, 1987),1 better known by her stage name Snow Tha Product, is a Mexican-American rapper and singer, signed to Atlantic Records
Guy: Dude I love Tech N9ne, Friend: Snow tha Product is the female version of Tech you got to check her out.
by Hokey77 December 16, 2013
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digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.
Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.
by deca August 23, 2012
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snow cone squirts

The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."

"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."

"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"

*dies instantly*
by JumpyMantella August 22, 2017
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snow day roulette

A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day.

The term comes from Russian Roulette.
"Dude you got the math homework?"

"Dude...it's snowing out...I'm playin snow day roulette, baby."
by Andy Hall February 28, 2005
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Dead Snow

The period of snow when it turns slushy and sloppy and makes everything seem dead.
(February-March) "Look at all of the dead snow out there!"
by DKKID December 13, 2010
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snow tan

when its so cold during the winter you stay inside all day and your old tan turns snow white
dude im so glad winters over i've got to get rid of this snow tan
by cowtippinfunny January 25, 2009
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