turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 18, 2014

garbage snare

A garbage snare is when you are about to sex a chick and she has that stank pussy

Dude, I was about to have the sex with this chick, but she had a nasty garbage snare. I was out!

by Nastywigga January 18, 2015

barn snargle

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 14, 2015

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

trash snare

A type of snare drum that, when hit, makes an awful trash can like sound, hence the term "trash snare". When combined with a danish drummer who sucks balls the result is even worse.

Man, St. Anger has a trash snare!

by Vortic April 16, 2017

devils snare

Weed

Brock: Woah, did you know jimmy smoked the devils snare last weekend?

Brett: What a fag

Brock: ikr, I'm gonna fuck him good with my new sybian

Brett: oooh can I join? It could be a lucky Pierre

Brock: of course

by Slipperysue123 June 27, 2017

dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.

Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”

by Flanders292 May 3, 2018