The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.
Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.
by StyLz96 September 8, 2006
Get the Snakes on a Plane mug.Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
Get the milking the trouser snake mug.A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.
"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.
or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"
A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.
or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"
A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."
by Eileen W. and Kimberly B. September 8, 2006
Get the snakes on a plane mug.A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
by GokuThunda December 4, 2015
Get the Snake Woman mug.1. used as a verb "snaked" or "snake" or "snaking" can be said in multiple situations. Highly common in the ski/snowboard scene; used when some one cuts in front of you or your buddy right as they are currently in the act of that same thing, weather dropping in for a rail, jump or butter sesh.
Can now be seen in the skate parks and in common places such as movie ticket lines or traffic jams.
2. The act of being cut in front of by another person.
3. the act of getting something with out the other persons approval or knowing.
Can now be seen in the skate parks and in common places such as movie ticket lines or traffic jams.
2. The act of being cut in front of by another person.
3. the act of getting something with out the other persons approval or knowing.
1. "Yo, just got snaked by a gaper."
"snake!" (called out by fellow onlooker of a snaking incident).
"there was so much snaking on the hill today."
2. "that guppy just snaked in front of us."
3. "dont worry about it, i snaked it from you an hour ago."
"snake!" (called out by fellow onlooker of a snaking incident).
"there was so much snaking on the hill today."
2. "that guppy just snaked in front of us."
3. "dont worry about it, i snaked it from you an hour ago."
by NWrep May 29, 2008
Get the snake mug.A lying manipulative person who seeks to turn places into their toxic battleground and seeks to ruin your relationships. They are not to be trusted and are extremely dangerous to communities.
Mushroomz is a Toxic Snake Plant
by Firemaster2093 October 19, 2016
Get the Toxic Snake Plant mug.Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.
Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"
Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"
by SOAP troll September 8, 2006
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