Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.
by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010
Get the bug smashmug. There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)
???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)
by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023
Get the Keyboard smashmug. You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.
You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.
You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.
by Mitch Dub October 4, 2010
Get the Whiskey Smashmug. by FLASH NASTY September 8, 2009
Get the Kongo Smashmug. 1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018
Get the Smashed smashedmug. by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
Get the Smashed Jackmug. The act to playing the popular nintendo video game super smash brothers as you drink mountain dew and violently ram into your eight year old little brother's tight asshole
Hey bro... wanna smash ;)
by jimmythechildsmasher June 25, 2019
Get the Smashmug.