by fluuvy July 26, 2023

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023

The act of coughing or faking sick to gain someone's sympathy or attention, like scoring points to gain the favor of others.
by MrPlank October 2, 2025

Several people were hospitalized after being diagnosed with spraydiation sickness as a result of today's baked-bean eating contest.
by MWBishop June 29, 2010

Usually a clapped out piece of shit, yet the owner thinks it's the coolest thing in town. Can be lowered or lifted. Always has dents or occasionally a broken window. 8/10 barely run.
by Hugh Johnson December 5, 2016

by dixonbutsss June 11, 2022

Abusive negligent mother. Perverted, toxic, poisoned our food, staved her children and stole from them, walked around naked, refused to accept her daughters had their period, asked if certain items made her kids, "want to cum."
Mom: how do you like beef stroganoff?
My siblings and I: it makes us sick in our belly and we can't eat it.
My siblings and I: it makes us sick in our belly and we can't eat it.
by Derra February 14, 2022
