salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

by harbodon June 22, 2016

salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

by qwerty kid June 15, 2016

Salty

A person who easily gets mad or angry

John is such a salty person, he gets angry over the smallest things

by Xxx_saltyswagmaster_xxX June 14, 2016

Salty

When someone is looking dreadful because they haven't updated their wardrobe in years.

His friends called him salty so he hopped on over to Ross to buy a new wardrobe .

by timeforguitar June 9, 2016

Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.

"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"

by Name_Changer April 15, 2016

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016