sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

SAD

SAD, also know as Semi Attractive, Disgusting is a way to judge a girl on their looks. SAD girls are hot/attractive but they also have attributes that make them disgusting. SAD girls are fuckable but your bro's might give you shit if they fin out.

Garrett-"Yo man, that Amanda chick is sad"
Chris-"I have to agree, she's hot but kinda has a mustache."

by Nigger1.0 October 14, 2011

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

*sad*

Used in online conversion to express sadness.

Me: I failed.
she: *sad*.

by issoh March 12, 2018

sadness sabbatical

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.

Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.

by Offcefg June 15, 2023

Sad zargarian

A person who unintentionally paralyzes someone due to they’re dysfunctional behavior. Consumed by the fact that all the money in the world wouldn’t change the fact that person crippled a man that gave him life.

Man you know that guy over there?

Who that guy over there?

Yeah, he’s just a sad zargarian.

by Kolltroll November 23, 2021

SAD

Acronym for Spreading Ass Disease. Often associated with the Freshman 15

She got SAD after the fall semester.

by maddmann April 17, 2009