A female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free, GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.
Person 1: That woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.
by Johnny the Ass Hole May 23, 2018
Get the Super Mom mug.When somebody judges sex, is really dumb, or is just plain weird. SOOO, don't be. Never be a piece of shit. That is also super weird.
Kid: Lets play with my dollies!
Teen: Blechhhhh no!!
Kid:Are you gonna go have sex or whatever?
Teen: UHH WHAT YOU ARE SUPER WEIRD!!
Kid: Did you know 2+2=FISHY FISH TACOS?!
Teen: YOU SERIOUSLY ARE SUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!
Teen: Blechhhhh no!!
Kid:Are you gonna go have sex or whatever?
Teen: UHH WHAT YOU ARE SUPER WEIRD!!
Kid: Did you know 2+2=FISHY FISH TACOS?!
Teen: YOU SERIOUSLY ARE SUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!
by LitCatMeow January 11, 2019
Get the super weird mug.When a male places his unerected penis and scrotum into a female mouth. The female then proceeds to suck on the males penis until a full erection is achieved. Thus leading to suffication, death, or the decapitation of the male genitalia.
by SammieD June 12, 2008
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Oh my god! I didn’t know you was Super Straight! That’s disgusting, I hope you recover from your mental illness!
by Trina💎 March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.A sexual preference that cis men who are insecure and closeted identity sexually as because they are afraid of being called gay for liking trans women
Would you date her even though she’s trans? - No I am Super Straight
Okay so insecure and in the closet? - Yeah but you’re not supposed to know that part 😐
Okay so insecure and in the closet? - Yeah but you’re not supposed to know that part 😐
by rivercot March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.New sexuality discovered by @KyleRoyce on TikTok. People are being called transphobic for not being interested in men or women that are trans. If you only like men and women that are BORN the opposite gender, you are super straight. You also cannot be transphobic when you identify as super straight. Periodt luv!
Stranger: would you date a trans women?
Kyle: nooo.. Stranger: why, that's a female?
Kyle: uh no, that's not a real women to me like I want real women.
Stranger: no you're just transphobic.
Kyle: no, I'm just super straight.
Kyle: nooo.. Stranger: why, that's a female?
Kyle: uh no, that's not a real women to me like I want real women.
Stranger: no you're just transphobic.
Kyle: no, I'm just super straight.
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