This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
by Despy October 19, 2006
Get the Dirty Double Stranger mug.1)n. a tidal wave of fear
2)v. to engage in the act of freezing a man to death
3)v. to bench press a woman or a large amount of weight to the moon
4)n. a flashy entrance
2)v. to engage in the act of freezing a man to death
3)v. to bench press a woman or a large amount of weight to the moon
4)n. a flashy entrance
"Holy shit! Josh just strongshot that asshole out of the solar system!"
"Britney's strongshot at the party left her friends jealous the entire night."
"Britney's strongshot at the party left her friends jealous the entire night."
by Pebbles April 22, 2005
Get the strongshot mug.Related Words
A highly recomended album by American metal band Black Label Society. Recommended for fans of any music genre, satisfaction is guaranteed.
I listened to Stronger than Death, and realized that I could easily crush any problems I faced in life.
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009
Get the Stronger than Death mug.A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021
Get the strongly condemn mug.A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.
by messyqueen October 4, 2010
Get the sarong dad mug.strange-food is the equivalent to an R-rating for food. It is uncertain what is inside but anything is possible. Strange-food is any food item that 1 discovers in which they had no part in the acquiring or preparing of the food. When 1 does not know the story behind how said food arrived at its current location, it is labeled as strange-food. the label, strange-food, warns all parties involved that this food is a wild card, there are unaccounted variables....and that this food is being commandeered and taken to a safe place for consumption.
the moment someone finishes their food, they usually offer the leftovers to whoever is near. in the event that nobody takes it but the owner is finished with it, it becomes Strange-Food.
take this knowledge, taste it well.
the moment someone finishes their food, they usually offer the leftovers to whoever is near. in the event that nobody takes it but the owner is finished with it, it becomes Strange-Food.
take this knowledge, taste it well.
man, i had some strange-pizza last night. i saw the papa john's box and was like "no way" so i opened it up to find 4 slices left, and it was still kinda warm! the bread sticks weren't even touched! i love strange-food. oh what's that??you're afraid someone poisoned the food before they left it, you have fear of this food..ok...why don't you go pray to Tinkerbell for protection while i smash this perfectly good apple. all i see is 2 hungry people, 1 is afraid and hungry, the other is happy and full. do the math.
by arbiter of grammar division April 11, 2011
Get the strange-food mug.DSM-IV
1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.
2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.
3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.
2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.
3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
Get the Strangle-choke mug.