pleasure piss

This is when you need to urinate really bad after masturbating or having sexual intercourse. It also feels amazing to relieve the pressure.

*cuddling with your boyfriend* Hold on, baby. I really need to take a pleasure piss.

by Lumundigirl564 January 19, 2014

piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Piss Funnel

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.

"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.

by TASHAK December 30, 2013

Piss Chair

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing

I got the piss chair yesterday

by Carter Chunt February 23, 2015

piss queen

A gay man who likes to be urinated on and/or who drinks another man's urine as part of a sexual encounter

Did you see that piss queen with the piss flowing onto his face, into his mouth and down his chest? He was swallowing! That's hot!

by Kevitar September 24, 2018

Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

by djjnrsxx May 27, 2016