Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."
by PooniesNeverSayDie September 09, 2017
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Cut the pipe

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)
by MoneyServicez.com June 17, 2017
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pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.
Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty
by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018
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Freedom Piped

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them
Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.
by Master cook March 31, 2024
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make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!
That man can “make that pipe whistle!”
by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024
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Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.
by Challbaby82 October 01, 2016
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Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
by BunzR_us February 22, 2018
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