Power poop

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.

Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!

by Pooping princess December 7, 2009

Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

by pooppooper March 26, 2011

playdoh poop

A shit that is not solid enough to be a regular shit but not liquid enough to be Diarrhea . The name comes from its tendency to come out the shape of you asshole like when you push playdoh through a star shape or whatever

That Playdoh poop took like 5 hours to push out

by Kingwingding January 8, 2008

power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

poop on rye

None of your bidness NOYB
when someoneis communicating through their ass
Anything ridculously awesome take that

Question: Why are you singing?
Answer: Poop on Rye

Question: Why are you wearing that?
Answer: Why do you poop on Rye?

Question: What are we going to have for dinner?
Answer: Poop on rye

by kpeedy March 25, 2008

I'd poop on it

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.

*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it

by 253206425 October 9, 2012

tight poop

A girl that has a nice, small to medium size ass. It is not flat, huge, or contain any imperfections. It is round and in-shape.

Look at A.R., shes got a tight poop.

by Mike Redeker January 18, 2008