Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Your Mom

The person the mailman railed last night

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)

by sus6 July 2, 2023

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023