discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010

Soosa Noodles

An incredibly smelly soop that is so toxic if you are near it your eyebrows will fry off.

Hey did you watch Soosa Noodles stream? yeah but my eyebrows got fried off :(

by Bee Bun May 23, 2024

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

Noodles

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019