pussy muffin

When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.

Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.

Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.

by nv1990 June 7, 2009

muffin

a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.

westin woman are in the muffin club

by SwannyPower June 23, 2005

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

by RCG210 November 8, 2003

muffin top

the fat that rolls over the top of your pants.

Wow, look at that muffin top!

by jerseymommy June 11, 2006

muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

by GharHead January 31, 2010

Scum Muffin

A creative way to call someone a piece of shit

George: Your such a scum muffin
Frank: Your a faggot for saying that, now die

by DeadMan Jr. December 22, 2008

Muffin top

A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP

Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top

by Jai the almighty November 1, 2012