When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.
Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
by nv1990 June 08, 2009
a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
by SwannyPower June 09, 2005
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
by RCG210 November 09, 2003
Wow, look at that muffin top!
by jerseymommy May 26, 2006
by DeadMan Jr. December 21, 2008
"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"
by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 09, 2008
A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
by Jai the almighty May 23, 2012