muffin

a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.

westin woman are in the muffin club

by SwannyPower June 23, 2005

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

by RCG210 November 8, 2003

muffin top

the fat that rolls over the top of your pants.

Wow, look at that muffin top!

by jerseymommy June 11, 2006

muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

by GharHead January 31, 2010

Muffin Chop

A pubic hair cut that involves removing the middle of the region leaving hair on either side. Like mutton chops, but for a female. Down there.

"Mary is growing muffin chops... Odd."

by Sir Fluffy November 18, 2009

muffin the great

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons

wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great

by Tom Jewsbury December 9, 2008

medow muffin

To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.

I just made a huge medow muffin

by Rex Smith November 8, 2007