Mexican 69

Mexican 69 (verb)

When you take a girl out for a date at a Mexican restaurant and stuff her full of $2 burritos, then when you’re at her place 69’ing later that night, you surface from her nether regions with a brand new dark brown mustache!

Hey have you met the new girl in school Maria Lopez? I hear if you buy her some Del Taco she’ll Mexican 69 you, guaranteed.

by Smoochachos May 25, 2019

The Little Mexican

Hitting on your friends wives, girlfriends, etc.. In a non-threatening, back door way. Using your friendship as a gate way to grope, fondle, talk dirty too, using a DJ voice to bad mouth you to your girl to make himself look better even front of his fiance B. Also, but not limited to strangers, young girls, and feet.
Seduction includes stress ring that doubles as a wedding band.
A.K.A. The Turtle

The Little Mexican. Hanging with a group of friends and their wives. He will make every effort to hit on every one of the wives before the night is through, while taking every opportunity to make the husbands look bad. The classic I'm really a better friend than your husband.

by The V Pack June 17, 2009

Mexican Firehose

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass

So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose

by smapdi100 July 22, 2008

mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

mexican russian

A delicious take on the White Russian. Substitute the half and half of a white russian for chocolate milk. Quik can also be used.

"I got this chick all drunk off Mexican Russians, but she puked all over me before anything could happen".

by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004

Mexican Ghost

When one farts in an elevator.

What's that smell, it must be a Mexican Ghost.

by 2cool4u111111111111 May 17, 2010

mexican dirt bike

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.

Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.

by Bed of Roses November 15, 2013