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MATH AIN'T FUN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND X, HOLD UP- TRIGONOMETRY? I AM NOT DEALIN WITH THIS SIN COS CRAP, NEITHER AM I GOING TO DO ANY DECIMAL MULTIPLICATION. I HATE SCHOOL, AND I HATE MATH.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 19, 2021
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Math

Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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Math Policy

it means that 1×32 is always 32 , but if it was any other number like 33 × 1 , it would not equal to 32 . My math teacher tought me this lessen about math policy
I told you the definition, so you figure out how you put math policy in a sentence.
by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020
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Math

I had math”
Oh shit
by Dylan the idiot January 29, 2020
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Math

Man, Math was such a bore.../.......
by The_Mustang April 20, 2018
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