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by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 21, 2020
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Matthew

Hey look, it's a Matthew!
by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025
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Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.
Really tho Matthew you gotta stop with the gardening it’s getting a bit much.
by KenKay02 August 11, 2021
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The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar
"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"
by cptduck31 August 22, 2016
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Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*
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A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...
by Bigmantam November 22, 2023
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