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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
by John Yang May 16, 2018
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math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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Math Patolagin

Quentin, you are such a good math patolagin
by MasaQ May 27, 2018
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Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
by anonymous August 15, 2022
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Math is short for "mad cool" in the 2010 Cartoon Network TV series Adventure Time, this phrase is somewhat commonly used by the people of OOO to express something that's very exciting or awesome.

While this slang has nothing to do with the actual subject of Math it's also believed that Finn originated this slang word, Finn is actually terrible at Math as told to us by Princess Bubblegum in the very first episode "Slumber Party Panic" when Finn was taken into trial by the Gumball Guardians.

Finn also has other Math related slang in his vocabulary such as "Mathematical" and "Algebraic" which are slang fairly commonly used in the show as well.
Jake: yo Finn I just found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that rebuilds itself after each bite!

Finn: that's Math Jake!
by Butter Toons August 20, 2022
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