Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 18, 2020

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lemon

A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.

Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!

Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!

by BR3INR0T May 19, 2021

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Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021

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Your lemon is just this,
You would die for this person.
With no hesitation you would jump in front of a bullet for them.
It could be anyone, a family member, a friend, or even a significant other.
Who is your lemon?
(No I do not know why it’s called a lemon, so don’t ask)

“Who is your lemon Y/N?”
“Oh, my brother. He has been my best friend sense birth, and I don’t know what I would do without him. How about you?”
“That’s sweet… honestly, mine would probably end my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. They have helped me through so much and they mean the world to me.”
“That’s cool :)”

by The moss with that mushroom July 12, 2021

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