Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

Kentucky slap shot

When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.

My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her

by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Kentucky Tiny House

the act of inserting a fried chicken drumstick into an orifice that is not normally large enough to receive it

David: did you hear about the thing Emma did at the party last night?

Jack: yeah, she shoved the entire thing in there. Some people were calling it a "Kentucky Tiny House".

by IAmJacksUsername September 8, 2020

kentucky plug

the position Scott does to his girl after his slap rounds are out.

she was ready for the kentucky plug..

by Daddy Klash May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When it's "that time of the month" and the flow is heavy, so you reach behind yourself and down between your legs to plug it with your thumb, and proceed with anal.

Scott was bleeding so bad from his .50 SLAP round failing, and I didn't have a first aid kit ...so I decided to just give him the Kentucky Plug. I probably should've stopped with just the thumb, but the look on his face when I started unbuttoning my pants was priceless.

by Daffy723 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When you put your Thumb into your partner’s rectum, usually while in the “doggy position”

“I was hitting it from behind, and gave her the Kentucky Plug”

by Aminon_54 May 20, 2021