katie florence staddon

An astounding member of the female race,

who classically embodies many talents.

She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),

she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...

and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.

"What is that beautiful sound?" "Oh thats the song of a Katie Florence Staddon!"

by YoAnnie March 17, 2015

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Katie James

the most beautiful girl in the world. she deserves respect and care. the sweet pretty girl.

me: "Hey do you know Katie James"
them: "YES OMFG I LOVE KATIE SHES SO SWEET"

by eyesheartpoint September 17, 2023

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KATIE

A girl who wears rubber boots and poor hygiene which causes festering sores in unmentionable places, who thinks she knows every single thing in the world but really doesn't, has no shame in what comes out of her mouth, smells a bit rank, crystals coming out of odd body areas, thinning patchy hair, cankles that could stop a Mac truck, irregular blotchy dis colored skin.. Loud get under the skin voice that makes a person's ears bleed the more they talk, likes to take things that don't belong to her and blame others, has some serious substance abuse for conditions no longer present, lacks cooth and is disrespectful to other people and their homes and is so fake, it makes me want to poop in my waders...

Oh great, look who just creeped in the show like a slimy gooch patch that girl is a total Katie, yuck... What's that smell

by Coreasaurus rex November 21, 2023

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Katie

From my perspective my bff was amazing and one day called me a hacker/stalker and idk why so about her she is rude,pretty,loving sometimes,good bff when nice, blows up phones, has a overprotective bff/me.

Hey its Katie and her bff Kayleigh! Kayleigh one time yelled at a kid for bullying Katie! (Btw this is true)!!!!!

by MymelodyX3 April 28, 2021

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