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Karen

A middle aged typically Caucasian female who believes that she has the right to, in any situation no matter the context nor her own preparedness take hold and boss around other people even if they may be more equipped or qualified to perform said task. They will claim to be backed up by non-existent laws that would permit her to boss around others if a person does something that the Karen does not like. Karen's will typically travel alone but occasionally they are seen in groups called complaints. When possible they will claim that vaccinations gave their kids autism when in fact it was genetic. Karen's will rave about "essential oils" and how they will protect their children from diseases. They will then make their child go to school even when they are terminally I'll with a contagious strand of the Black Plague.
That Karen just harassed a single mother and her infant child for walking on the left side of the sidewalk instead of the right and then called the cops.
by Little-Mac June 5, 2022
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Karen Krushing

The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.

This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.

Direct subject matter focus.

Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"

FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.

Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"

Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.

" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"

From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.

Your child comes over with additional complaint.

" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"

You press for clarity as a dad would.

" what did she say exactly?"

" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "

From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.

You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.

" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"

From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.

" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "

Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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Karen

Karen is a beautiful name in Japanese and means lovely and cute.
Karen Kobayashi is a race queen and is known for Kamen Rider Ghost Ep 36 - Mari
by Tree House Eikaiwa February 10, 2023
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hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
The hose Karen has struck again.
by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022
mugGet the hose Karenmug.

Karen

Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
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Karen

People who are mainly blond and you will mainly her them say “Let me speak to your manager” and they will yell at you for skateboarding in a park
Bro 1: yoo that girl yelled at me for no reason
Bro 2: rlly shes def a karen
by Joe freaking mother April 3, 2022
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Karenity

Such karenity, this woman is having a meltdown at Walmart!
by FAZE CAMPING AREA March 3, 2022
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