by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by GemCL February 14, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s
by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!
Friend#2: That's not even possible.
Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?
Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
Friend#2: That's not even possible.
Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?
Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
Get the Gia Huy Jordan Nguyenmug. by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022
Get the shamar jordan cassonvamug. Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
Get the Jordanmug.