The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
Get the Johnny Appleseedmug. When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.
“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”
by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021
Get the Johnny Depp Syndromemug. by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019
Get the Johnny Deppmug. A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD
-Yours truly ÄD
by AD_loose April 14, 2019
Get the Johnny boymug. by R05iE311 January 28, 2025
Get the Big fat Johnny F-Boymug. When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021
Get the The Johnny Cashmug. A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars
by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022
Get the Johnny Franksmug.