Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Johnny

The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.

Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends

by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021

Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.

The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.

by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025

Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.

I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.

by Nihilistic May 18, 2023