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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
mugGet the Jizz-ciclemug.

JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)
Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"
by Gay_kid June 17, 2021
mugGet the JIZZ TWINKIESmug.

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
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Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.
(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023
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