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Jessica

Jessica rules
by Michaelababbyyy5 January 5, 2026
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Jessica

Jessica, is a person that comes into your life.
Someone that walks into your life, becoming a trustworthy friend. The person who is loving, sweet, calm, loving, slow to anger & mild. Jessica is someone who isn’t afraid to tell you “that’s not right” but does it with patience. Jessica, She has a sense of humor that sneaks up on you and a smile that can light up your whole world. She’s the kind of person who still reaches out her hand, even after being bitten. So genuinely kind that it makes you stop and wonder if you deserve it. And the thing is—Jessica does all of this and thinks it’s normal. But she’s important. She makes you feel important. And even though she gives so much, she’s human too. She has bad days, feels pain, and carries weight just like the rest of us. If you have a “Jessica” in your life, treat her with care. Be patient with her the way she is with you. Because people like that aren’t just kind—they’re rare. And they matter. Hold onto her. Because with someone like that, you don’t just gain a friend—you gain a long-lasting, happy, and healthy friendship. Forever.
That is so Jessica of you.
by Sparky480 January 15, 2026
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Eh jessie

Yeah, this is how it is, so get used to it. Also, means oops sorry.
I just peed on that guy by mistake..."Eh jessie."
by whitey88 January 27, 2009
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Sexy Jessie

A gay guy, who pretty much every girl wishes was straight cause he is so cute!
girl: You go to be Bi Sexy Jessie!
boy: *laughing*

girl: Im so serious im gonna turn you straight, fine self!
by Ash Ro March 11, 2012
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Got Jessie'd

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.
That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!
by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016
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Dirty Jessie

dirty Jessie’s coming over tonight should I practice arcing my back
by Thezarb69 June 8, 2020
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dirty jessie

A dirty jessie is when you fuck your wifes sister while shes on her way home from work, her sister leaves and when your wife gets home she sucks your dick clean and fuck her
my biggest adrenaline rush every was when i pulled off the dirty jessie
by sillystoner June 11, 2020
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