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John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
by hackysackman February 18, 2021
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John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre
John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.
by -meaningless- March 1, 2021
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch
"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"
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John Nintendo

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.
"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."
by lyricalllama June 17, 2023
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Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.
Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011
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rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.
John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
by johnny_rock January 13, 2007
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