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funniest joke in the world

you.
“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you
person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore
by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019
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Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik
Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band
by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025
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IA joke

A joke that is neither funny, nor appropriate.
+ I have to register for classes in 2 weeks.
- What kind of a sick joke is this?
+ I agree, it's a total IA joke...
by maryjka August 25, 2021
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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Joke

Two five year olds arguing while a six year old tries to moderate is such a joke.
by firehutch September 30, 2020
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Jokes

Jokes funny things we use in life like why did the chicken cross the road to get to the farm! HAHA!!
Jokes are fun and relatable
by Your normal self as who November 7, 2021
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