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Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
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by The RBW April 26, 2024

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
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Another word for when a man ejaculates
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