Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

by Agahvsgayshshsh July 6, 2020

Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box

You being like Jacob

by The god os January 8, 2020

Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!

Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.

by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018

jacob wagner

a complete stud

wow jacob wagner can have my kids

by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018

Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob

Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink

by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.

person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.

by Daddy Bidd April 29, 2021

Jacob

Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust

“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”

by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023