mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

Cap daddy

Is a father of all lies

You know who caps all the time? Her boyfriend John! that mother is a Cap Daddy for sure. The Father of lies him self.

by CeeBlind March 5, 2025

alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.

Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by deEr. April 17, 2020

cap-a-dent

the hat hair or dent you get from hats

dude put on yo hat you got major cap-a-dent

by alliee November 7, 2003

Cap

When something is fake or is a lie

"That's cap" or "He's capping"

by harrypotter111 December 19, 2023

cap

the world lying but its based off of a limit, like a damage cap
so that means the truth is capped at 0 smh!!!! /j

naw thats hella cap

by mmm yeah its uhh scythite uh March 25, 2022