Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011

irish whore

When a son tried to have sex with his mother.

That boy there is an Irish Whore!

by Dead_Dragon_Rider June 5, 2016

Irish Fuck Shuffle

Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching

Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle

by Moses Magoo January 17, 2015

Irish ear bug

When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you

Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

The Irish Club

Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am

We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?

Fuck yeah cuz

by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022