Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 13, 2011

irish whore

When a son tried to have sex with his mother.

That boy there is an Irish Whore!

by Dead_Dragon_Rider April 19, 2016

Irish Fuck Shuffle

Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching

Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle

by Moses Magoo January 17, 2015

Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx December 31, 2015

Irish ear bug

When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you

Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021