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Internet personality 

The personality of a person who spends the majority of there life on the Internet. They are Socially inept, are terribly depressing to be around and all of them have depression. They are everywhere, yet they think they are special because they are still in the childish narcissistic mindset.
Do keep in mind, they have personalities underneath all the meme references. One must get to know them to find out who they really are, but all of them are the same on the surface.
The only cure for this personality is friendship and Zoloft.
George: hey , Mark, wanna chill with Jess?

Mark: nuh, last time I chilled with Jess he wouldn't stop calling me a weeb for watching death note. After every one of my sentences he just came back at me with a meme reference.

George: yeah, Jess has an Internet personality, nevermind.

Internet Personality 

when someone is a totally different person when they are on the internet than they are in real life. the personality that they are on the internet is their Internet Personality
that girl is mean and argumentative in real life, but her Internet Personality, she gets along with everybody.
Internet Personality by 50% Cat August 12, 2011

internet gay 

Using capital letters to "fight" on the internet.
internet gay by Nova Boy June 24, 2007

interneteur

A person who uses the internet to get rich from nothing. Similar to a real life entrepreneur.
Rich made $1,000,000 online, he is an interneteur.
interneteur by Kierz October 21, 2008

internetxiety 

Combined from the words internet and anxiety. The act of being obsessive compulsive about people finding out what they do on the computer, even if they aren't doing anything bad, and erase any trace of evidence that would lead to what they were doing. This can develop into a serious condition of deleting the history every time they go to another web page, and hold their laptops at angles such that no one can see them.
"-Hey guys, wanna see what Andy was doing on the computer a couple minutes ago?

-Don't bother. He has internetxiety."

"Hey guys, where's Andy?

He crawled in that box again to go on facebook. He has internetxiety."





internetxiety by andybshaker March 1, 2009

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
internet banking by sming January 8, 2010