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second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
by obamapproved September 11, 2009
mugGet the second hand snoopmug.

double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
mugGet the 30 second jobmug.
The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
mugGet the general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)mug.
Casual behavior and activities to spot out a de youngin like charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior.

3) Dosn't like 1 and 2 cus he scared of 12 cus he be stealin too much
4) Guy that usually pulls MAD hoes
5) True Relegion Fein

6) Vape Fein

7) Facetimes Noah Hillton
8) Crip Activity
9) Screams Soo Woo to get ugly black girl agitated & her gay best friend

7) is young

8) is crippin

34) can't count
30) lost his virginity at 14

503) has only 1 friend that is de youngin it too

3) loves guys named brandon (def diddn't say he'd beat his ass on sight but he is loki a lil fat might lowkey need to help brandon get on a diet so charlie can strike (charlie cannot fight btw) but you already know de younin marco finna help like a real de youngin brother true crip true blood don't trip he a real one

348342) almost jerked off to every girl at lms

43) name is charles calium deyoung
charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior woke up today.
by callumdeoyung May 14, 2022
mugGet the charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second juniormug.

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