sphinkter house

the ass. the area containing the sphinkter; the buttox. usually used when describing a woman's butt

look at the sphinkter house on her!

she has a huge sphinkter house!

I would have dated her but I did not like her sphinkter house.

by the big man. January 1, 2012

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Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

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A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.

Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police

by Endsurg June 22, 2011

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Mr. House

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.

1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.

by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023

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Kumo House

A place in which only pure chaos thrives. It’s based around a bomb ass manga that their fearless leader is writing. Cool people, anime, racial slurs. It’s the perfect crime.

Random extra: whatcha doin?
Lin: just messaging in Kumo House. This place is wild.

by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023

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