by Champ chimp March 29, 2022
Get the oak housemug. 
A girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn't live under that roof. You can normally find her at the households' special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. Unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.
"The party's full."
"Uhm.. Do you know who I am? I'm the house heaux.."
"Oh my god I'm so sorry... of course, come right in." *opens the door for her*
"Uhm.. Do you know who I am? I'm the house heaux.."
"Oh my god I'm so sorry... of course, come right in." *opens the door for her*
by Just_her_right_remedy October 12, 2016
Get the House heauxmug. She is the love of my life and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with! She means the world to me and id die for her, she will forever hold the keys to my heart! I LOVE YOU ASHLEY NICOLE HOUSE XOXO YOUR HUSBAND
Ashley House you mean the world to me you make me wonder every day how did I get so freakin lucky to have such an amazing fiance. A
by ASHLEY House January 7, 2021
Get the Ashley Housemug. hunger house
Rules are simple
You wait untill your partner/wife is in the kitchen cutting veg or what ever just as long as she has a knife.
In a very disgusted tone you call her a slag.
The aim of the game is to run, hide and survive untill she has calmed down enough to not kill you.
Rules are simple
You wait untill your partner/wife is in the kitchen cutting veg or what ever just as long as she has a knife.
In a very disgusted tone you call her a slag.
The aim of the game is to run, hide and survive untill she has calmed down enough to not kill you.
by Pissulate January 4, 2022
Get the Hunger housemug. by Guad or Ed's March 16, 2017
Get the House parentmug. Where the middle/upper class live stroll around the duck pond whilst drinking Sunday tea with their pinky raised disapproving of anyone in the shackerly tyldesley or Atherton area
by Sexbomb 69 December 3, 2019
Get the Dam housemug.