by Çyndry October 25, 2025
Get the small hoursmug. Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Get the Happy half hourmug. Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?
Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
Get the Hour quotasmug. You both start at different ends of a sewer drainage system and once you meet at the same man hole cover you fuck eachother while your heads pop out the sewer
by Cuntina June 16, 2022
Get the Rush hour 2ing itmug. i was going to go get something from michaels at 8 but these poway hours are so ass. everything is closed and the streets are dead
by 1nhumane July 16, 2023
Get the poway hoursmug. Pronunciation: Ay-Chow-ær
noun
The hour long session of creative genius in which one has high thoughts and shower simultaneously.
noun
The hour long session of creative genius in which one has high thoughts and shower simultaneously.
by Bottlecap June 5, 2022
Get the H-Hourmug. 