adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online.
People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.
by cincyhobofan2 July 30, 2011
Get the facebook funny mug.A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
by Tim s.. April 5, 2008
Get the facebook cheat mug.Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Poke mug.girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009
Get the facebook research mug.The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
Get the facebook impression mug.Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
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