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Facebook Buddha

Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.
Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?

also

Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."
by ellare April 7, 2010
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facebook cheat

A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
by Tim s.. April 5, 2008
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Facebook Poke

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 1, 2011
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facebook sucker

Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.
you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.
by callmewhitey December 8, 2009
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Facebook dupe

Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.
Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.
by YORAMRW July 11, 2015
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Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 1, 2010
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Facebook chair

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.
by Jashy December 7, 2010
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