confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

do fish

a phrase used by gay men meaning to fuck or have sex with a female

I asked this dude if he was gay. He was like "HELL YEA! I DON'T DO FISH!"

by LarryBoi January 11, 2009

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

fishing for Os

when a girl is masturbating

Today I caught Mary in her bedroom fishing for Os.

by surfgurl89 January 24, 2009

funny fish

The Ichthyosaur from the video game series Half-Life.

It has earned its nickname from Half-Life 1, in which the player encounters it.

During the encounter, some people have said it looks funny, possibly due to its strange expression, erratic movement, and tiny hands compared to the giant mouth.

Friend 1: Hey, did you play the hit new game Half-Life today?
Friend 2: Yeah, of course, I saw the funny fish too!
Friend 1: Yeah, it's really funny!

by GustavsGobis March 12, 2021

Tuna Fish

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.

His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!

by Abesbox August 24, 2004