QWERTY face

A term for falling asleep at your computer and resting your head on the keyboard, imprinting the keys into your skin, QWERTY being the classification of the key setup. (Also DVORAK face if you use a DVORAK keyboard)

"I had been playing for 43 hours straight, so I finally succumbed to QWERTY face."

by Froyst January 25, 2005

fudge face

a derogatory term to be used only in extreme circumstances

I think I may have crossed the line when I called Timothy a fudge face. I felt bad after the words came out of my mouth, but he did punch my dog in the nutsack.

by Cragiers McCraigers June 30, 2008

fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.

Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."

by CherryQ January 14, 2008

Facebook Fishing

When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.

Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."

Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."

Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.

by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

by dvills9 July 28, 2009

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

One of the best series ever created. BB:FOF went on for four seasons.

BB:FOF was a one hour show. It would show five stories (known as "segments") that were inspired by actual events (supposedly) that were "Beyond Belief". Some would be fact, and some would be fiction. It would be revealed with segments were fact or fiction at the end of the show.

The show premiered on May 1, 1997 and was last aired on September 1, 2002. FOX originally was broadcasting the show, but Sci-Fi eventually took over. The last marathon of BB:FOF ever put on Sci-Fi was back in August of 2005.

Sometimes, BB:FOF is ended with a question mark. It would sometmes be known as: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

James Brolin was the original host, but Jonathon Frakes eventually replaced him.

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction was such an awesome series. I hope it comes out on DVD.

by Zicksen August 17, 2006

bag your face

Popularized by the Valley Girl movement in the San Fernando Valley.

Literally means you need to put a bag over your face, because you either need to shut up, or you're ugly.

Look at your nails and your lipstick, bag your face, please!

by Joshall July 27, 2010