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The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair
Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em
by Senica Boys February 8, 2020
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The Karley Effect

1. When your friends start to adopt your lingo because you use it so much

2. When you somehow make people fall in love with you without trying
1. Charlie: I’m not drinking tonight
Mitchell: are the rents staying in?

2. Charlie: this girl won’t leave me alone, I think she’s in love with me. It’s the karley effect
by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020
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Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.
I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.
by Insert creative title April 22, 2020
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The Nick Effect

The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.
Nathan: "Yo man, I'm getting 30 fps less than usual!
Phil: " Must be The Nick Effect."
Nick: "Yo."
by TheElMexican May 4, 2020
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YouTuber Effect

The effect where a YouTuber will play a video game and their mindless sheep followers will start playing the game. This is usually good, but in roblox, it can result in cringe ass nae nae games such as tycoons to explode in the big money.
Fuck Denis and Flamingo. Their bitchass followers caused tycoons to flood the game section, leaving no room for the good games and causing the creators of the actually good games to use bots to get their games slightly noticed. God damn this YouTuber Effect
by BlueCaekz June 2, 2020
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Addison Effect

The Addison Effect (also known as A.E) is when an individual is so stupid, it physically and mentally hurts to be around them.
Them: Awhhh she's so nice!
Me: Yeah, she's not bad but she's got the Addison effect.
by peopleaffectedbyae June 14, 2020
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The Traggorthian Effect

(Pronounced Truh-gore-thee-in)

The Traggorthian effect is when your wife is no longer sexually attracted to you, turning you into an impatient, arrogant individual who walks around with their pubic hair stuck to their thighs.
Can also be defined as an individual who gets angry over nothing at all.
Did you see that guy hammer thumbing his keyboard while smoking an entire cigarette in one drag while also sending that email?? He must be a victim of the Traggorthian Effect.
by Stoogie McGee June 26, 2020
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