dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

40th hour dump

When you're nearing the end of your work week, still on the clock, and you spend your last precious moments productively seated on a toilet letting your excretory system gets some exercise. A foolproof method to greeting the weekend, now that you've made your money and gone on one final business trip to the bathroom.

"We all begrudgingly attended the 4pm meeting on Friday, that is except for Jared. He had to meet with the toilet for a 40th hour dump."

by Cloudkicker April 17, 2015

Dump out

The act of a woman revealing her breast by grabbing the bottom of her shirt and raising it up so that both breast dump out the bottom of it

That chick just pulled a dump out

by Spode Jenkins April 24, 2017

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w September 1, 2008

death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.

Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you

by awkwardpandacorn April 28, 2014

Fist Dump

Fist pumping while in the process of taking a shit

I was Fist Dumping before i went out to the club

by pokered25 August 1, 2012

dump truck

When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis

Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!

Man 2: sweet!

by infamous_omen August 21, 2015